As I send this email we are shelling the crap out of the enemy, thought you might like to know that. By the time you read this there will be a significantly less amount of Taliban left on the face of the Earth.
The guys that are calling in the fires are the ones who received the last batch of packages that you sent, they're eating ramen noodles and nature valley bars with one hand and dropping mortar rounds with the other.
With thanks to Bob Connolly for keeping these guys happy.
No comments:
Post a Comment